Well, you certainly don't want to watch it at a lame bar! In fact, I would think you would desire the exact opposite. How about THEE BEST BAR IN PHILADELPHIA!
Now, I am not saying The Irish Pol is the best bar because I work there and I am an egotistical dickhead. I am only saying that because I am an honest dickhead.
I mean, think about it. What criteria does one look for in a bar to watch Eagles games? First off, multiple large TV's. The Irish Pol definitely has that. Stereo sound...check. Not so crowded that you can not move or find a seat? Thankfully, no. Either the douchebags do not know about us, or they do not like us. Thank you douchebags. Hotties in Eagles Gear? No doubt. Great Beer? Uh...we are on record for having the MOST beers on tap in this city (40 craft brews that rotate sometimes daily.) Food? Perfect football food. Wings perfected by the boss' secret recipe, homemade steak chili, fresh tortilla chips, cheesesteak eggrolls, something called Buffalo Chicken Dip that the regulars call crack, or be daring and go for the "Stoner Platter!" Cheap specials? The Irish Pol truly has the cheapest prices in Olde City and beyond...and that is everyday all the time. So, technically, everything is always on special when you compare prices with other bars. However, during Eagles games, we lower prices even more! Wings 4 for a buck, $1 hot dogs, $2 Miller Lite and Miller High Life, and during the playoffs, any of our beers on tap from Victory Brewing Company are only $3. Get it...VICTORY.
Taking all that into consideration, The Irish Pol logically should be THEE BEST BAR IN PHILADELPHIA TO WATCH EAGLES GAMES. Now, add the fact that we also have a recording of the Eagles Pep band doing "Fly, Eagles, Fly" to play after each and every score, the Eagles official on-field announcer, Couzin Ed, manages the bar, and Swoop even watches games here (see picture proof.)
Knowing all this now, when someone asks you "where do you watch Eagles games?" if you are a true Eagles fan, your answer should logically and indisputably be "The Irish Pol!"
See you Sunday, January 18th by 3PM to watch the Philadelphia Eagles beat the Arizona Cardinals. NO EXCUSES.
Sincerely,
Honest Dickhead
He is at The Irish Pol more than any of the employees...combined, but NEVER in pants! Write this down...Friday, January 16, 2009, Big John wore pants!!! Why? We may never know. Even the Daily News ran a story about it, but even their thorough investigation could not come up with an answer. Baffling. Katie Couric is rumored to be coming to Philadelphia to take a crack at this phenomenon. First, the Great Pyramids...now this!?!?! God help us all. The apocalypse is coming!!!