MAN WEARS PANTS

He is at The Irish Pol more than any of the employees...combined, but NEVER in pants! Write this down...Friday, January 16, 2009, Big John wore pants!!! Why? We may never know. Even the Daily News ran a story about it, but even their thorough investigation could not come up with an answer. Baffling. Katie Couric is rumored to be coming to Philadelphia to take a crack at this phenomenon. First, the Great Pyramids...now this!?!?! God help us all. The apocalypse is coming!!!

By the way, when wear pants, he insists on being called "Pickles Suburban." WHAT!??!?